Classic Tuba Joke

I have endured many a trombone joke over the years so here is one for

Fellow tuba players.

 

A Tuba Joke:

 

A young child returned from his first music lesson on the tuba.

 

"How did it go?" asked his father. 

 

"Great," said the child. "I learned how to play a 'C'."

The next week the child took another lesson and his father asked about the lesson.

"Terrific," said the child. "I learned how to play a 'G'."

The following week the child didn't come home.

 

The father was frantic with worry when the child didn't come home until 2:00 AM.

"Where in hell have you been?!" screamed the father...

 

"Out gigging,"  answered the son.